MOTORCYCLE SERVICE, REPAIR, PERFORMANCE, & FABRICATION.
What we don't and will not do:
SO PLEASE DON'T ASK!
- We do not work on scooters, any scooters. Sorry.
- We will not work on quads, side-by-sides, or dirt bikes.
- We do not loan out tools for you to fix it yourself.
- We will not install tires you bought online to save money.
- We do not offer Shop Credit, payment is due when services are rendered.
- We will not attempt to reinvent the motorcycle, or defy the laws of physics.
- We will not compromise quality because you're in a hurry.
- We won't compete with your buddy in his home garage who can do it for $20.
- We do not join in the trash talking of other motorcycle shops.
- And no, we will not accept the invitation to your Hipster BBQ!
A red stop sign altered to say 'NO' with a small sign below reading 'I WON'T'.