What we don't and will not do:

We do not work on scooters, any scooters. Sorry.
We will not work on quads, side-by-sides, or dirt bikes.
We do not loan out tools for you to fix it yourself.
We will not install tires you bought online to save money.
We do not offer Shop Credit, payment is due when services are rendered.
We will not attempt to reinvent the motorcycle, or defy the laws of physics.
We will not compromise quality because you're in a hurry.
We won't compete with your buddy in his home garage who can do it for $20.
We do not join in the trash talking of other motorcycle shops.
And no, we will not accept the invitation to your Hipster BBQ!